touhou project
(note: this is coming from a person that has never played any of the games but has read the wiki)
touhou project, simply referred to as touhou, is a series of j-panese danmaku games created by a single man that undergoes the name “zun.”
tp put this to simpler terms: it’s little girls shooting lasers at each other.
gameplay
for the majority of the games this is the gameplay in a nutsh-ll: imagine looking up to see an anvil about to fall on you, and you “dodge” the anvil by going between the sp-ces between each individual atom. yep, it’s that hard!
music
touhou’s music is pretty much the the major reason behind it’s large fanbase. because of it’s music, unholy abominations like ronald mcdonald insanity and masterpieces like september first were born.
(honorable mentions: bonk-miru, weedumiru)
characters
q:just how many characters are there? a: enough to make homestuck’s cast look like a small village.
fandom:
er… do i really have to explain this part?
one of the most biggest fandoms is touhou project, a j-panese bullet h-ll game.
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