Tour de Keller
a guise for gay b-tt s-x, a tour de keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local wendy’s, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others -ssholes. their -ssholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de keller?
patrick: yeah, i could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
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