tour de lance
any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they’re training for a race.
i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.
what they should rename the tour de france if lance armstrong wins his record 8th this year.
the tour de lance is the greatest test in cycling
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