Tour le Douche
term to describe the douche-like w-nkers dressed up in lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
bill: dude, i was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this lycra covered douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side – he was this close!
james: dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn’t come first in the tour le douche. you should have popped a clothesline on his fool -ss…
bill: aaaaaaaaaaaaay
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