Tour Ratings
a tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn’t comparible to their real life ratings.
this ‘tour rating’ can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.
kevan: hey james, did one smash that girl last night?
jamie: oh for sure… she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)
kevan: a tour 8?
jamie: of course blad! in the real world she’d be a 3 (out of 10) at best!
kevan: thats… why i love ‘tour ratings’
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