Tourettes Guy

a drunk, overweight man who happens to have tourettes syndrome. tourettes guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. he is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between p-ssing and sh-tting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with colgate toothpaste (only the one with tarter control) and how banana’s deficate. possibly the funniest man alive to date. made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it’s creators.
p-ssing out the window and sh-tting out the window are two different things!

jon: you seen tourettes guy yet?
scott: h-ll yeah. i want tourettes now!
a man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and n-body cares, he feels like a piece of sh-t,
tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on bz
the funniest person on the internet.

hey you, don’t talk sh-t about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. danny deserves alittle tribute.
“don’t talk sh-t about total”

and

pay the tourettes guy some respect
one of the funniest people on the internet. he had tourettes syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as h-ll. his videos can be found on youtube by searching “tourettes guy”. he sadly p-ssed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. if you think he didn’t have tourettes syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have tourettes syndrome
some of my favorite tourettes guy’s lines

“oh bob saget!”

“i don’t give a dead moose’s last sh-t!”

“f-ck you, f-ck you, f-ck you in the -ss!”

“eat my short d-ck!”
the only american hero!
me: i pledge alligance to tourettes guy….

other guy: and who’s the f-ggot with the tuba!?
(noun) an unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of youtube videos made for entertainment. the videos follow danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and tourettes syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, shirlena.

he frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on bob saget.

if you plan on meeting danny, you better make sure that you don’t like head and shoulders, colgate tartar control nor blue m&m’s. it would also help if you had previously walked a mile in his sh-t. and never, ever, talk sh-t about total.

the character recently died in a car accident. however, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. offer him total or corn flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
tourettes guy: “b-tch!…. i love you….”

or

tg: “f-ck you, kid! you’re a d-ck!”

son: “but dad…!”

tg: “you’re a f-ggot!”
a hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn’t give a sh-t, sh-t, sh-t!!!
“let me tell you about a porcupine’s b-lls. they’re small and they don’t give a sh-t!”-tourettes guy

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