tourist town
a town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. usually located close to many major places of interest – to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. more often than not, these tourists keep summer homes – they’re too d-mn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.
i hate living in a tourist town – there’s always a f-cking traffic jam!
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