Tournicatation
‘ tournicatation ‘ is a new masturbation technique for men and women.
for men: place a tourniquet on your forearm and leave it there for awhile. start jerking off and once your hand starts to tingle it will feel like the stranger. before you c-m loosen the tourniquet and that will give you the feeling of puppet hands, basically hard to hold on to while you c-m everywhere.
for women: place a tourniquet on your forearm and leave it there for awhile. start masturbating and once your hand starts to tingle it will feel like the stranger. right before you feel the need to c-m loosen the tourniquet and that will give you the feeling of wet puppet hands, basically a wild wet ride while you c-m everywhere.
‘sally’ – i just performed tournicatation on myself in front of my new boyfriend and i glazed him like a krispy kreme doughnut.
‘ john’ – i just performed tournicatation for the first time and i blew the biggest load i ever had all over the sink, mirror, ceiling and floor. what a rush!
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