Towel guilt
the guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a c-m rag.
man: “hey can you p-ss me that towel?”
woman: “yea sure” (p-sses the towel) “what’s wrong?”
man: “i’ve got some serious towel guilt. i forgot i used it as a c-m rag last night.”
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