towel surprise
when you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your -ss to leave a dark brown streak of sh-t and -ss hair. the towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can’t help but get a handful of -ss in the process.
thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.
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