Towelie
the ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high – the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
“towelie, you’re the worst character ever” – you’re so not! 🙂
“you wanna get high” – meaning yeah life is a b-mmer, but we can easily forget that.
“don’t forget to bring a towel” – it’s like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. see also hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.
“oh man, i’m so high right now, i have no idea what is going on” – you’re d-mn straight!
towelie action figure
want to get high?
a perpetually burned-out talking towel on south park. loves to smoke marijuana (even though mr. mackey says “drugs are bad, mmmkay?”).
no, towelie, we do not want to get high!
my f-cking idol
i love towelie
i wanna grow up to be just like towelie
a talking towel
towelie says “don’t forget to bring a towel”
towelie says “dya wanna get high?”
second best “south park” character. (behind cartman)
towelie: “i choooose… i choose.. both!”
(popeye theme song)
that towel is mighty fine.
“hey guys, wanna get high?” ~ towelie
a “smart” towel manufactured by tynacorp in the paramount cartoon series south park, towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue bathroom towel.
towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
most memorable moment:
towelie: “don’t preach to me, fatso!”
cartman: “i can preach to you all i want ’cause your stupid!”
towelie: “your stupid!”
cartman: “yeah, but your a towel!”
towelie: “your a towel!”
cartman: “…………………………”
oh no, not towelie…
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