toweling off


(present tense; verb) the process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. more specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. this is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man’s apartment. also known as a wipedown.
“yeah, just let me towel off and i’ll be right over. sorry janie, but i have to run… dodgeball starts in 20 minutes… could you give the couch a wipedown?”

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