Towelism
–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of c-ck towels and f-ck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the -j-c-l-t–n.
eugene keeps a f-ck towel under his bed and c-ck towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing towelism
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