tower struggle
process whereby a customer service employee provides change in a stacked form resulting in paper money lying flat across one’s palm topped with change, thus creating a “tower” that topples with the slightest shift in movement.
frank picked up the coffee and doughnuts, but spilled his change at the drive-thru due to a tower struggle with an overzealous employee.
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