Town Bike
the girl that everyone has had s-x with, the -n-logy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.
that ho’s the town bike
a girl who acts as a surrogate s-x partner shared by an anonymous group such as a town or province.
a girl who f-cks so many men that she approaches the annual statistics of a public service like water or garbage utilities.
the s-xual equivalent of a public urinal
guy 1: sh-lly is a tandem town bike cause i heard she is letting people go 2 or 3 at a time now.
guy 2: sheesh!, that broad has seen more d-ck than a stadium urinal.
a girl that is like a bike that belongs to the town everybody gets a ride
that girl has slept with 20 men this week
a girl of questionable virtue. i.e a dead cert for the price of a bag of chips and family size bottle of tizer.
wear a condom, do not rely on the rythm method. also see more pr-cks than a dart board
a female who gets ridden by all comers (c-mmers). the word “comers” is a double entendre also meaning “c-mmers” – s-m-n ejaculators.
a female who pedals (peddles) her -ss around town or who is pedalled (peddled) around town. the word “pedal” is a double entendre also meaning “peddle” – to sell.
almost everyone has ridden the/that town bike. the town bike is a joy ride. the town bike is pedalled (peddled) all over town.
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