town pump
the town pump is the woman in a given neighborhood who is willing to let any man f-ck her at anytime. she is often married and doesnt care what the man looks like, or his age, she will let him use her sl-tty body.
kathy is our neighborhood’s town pump. she lets an average of 20 to 30 men f-ck her every month. sometimes 2 or 3 men line up at her door waiting their turn to fill her sl-tty body with c-m. she just answers her door wearing s-xy mini skirts or even naked and lets them do whatever they want. her kids are used to hearing kathy begging to be f-cked harder from her bedroom. sometimes they even see her bent over in the living room letting one of the neighbors use one of her dirty f-ckholes.
when there is only one well in a town, everyone in town has to go to the same pump to get water. just like everyone in town goes to pump your mom.
your mom is the town pump.
a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)
here comes the town pump. lets get out of here.
(noun). refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.
the town pump always spits.
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