towson university

a relatively unknown school in maryland, second to college park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. close proximity to baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the usa. home to a top 10 lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time ncaa champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of umd. nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most mders go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to college park, but they won’t 8 times out of 10.

most noteworthy- towson has the most beautiful girls. the ratio to men is something in the 65/35 area, and the women above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. it will make you go home and think of everyone as ugly and relatively boring.
towson’s girls are the hottest on the east coast by far.
a relatively unknown school in maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the baltimore area.

as an anomaly towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely s-xy. the male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.

for the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they’ve died and gone to pootang heaven.
i went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.
all though towson university is located outside of baltimore, the style and the mood of the place reflects that of new york and that of connecticut. the campus is pretty and full of vibrant shrubbery. there is also a new york feel as the tower dining hall appears to be modeled after the trump tower on 5th avenue. the tower is sp-cious, has carryout like places, a cereal bar, and a new york like view (except its in baltimore). towson also has many fun hang outs such as: the gym, the student union, starbucks,etc. people can play pool in the union, go to the gym and climb on the climbing wall, or go drink a latte in the starbucks. yes it is a full service starbucks.
towson university’s style can be best described as the following for girls:
-north face jackets
-vera bradley purses
-longchamp purses
-j crew clothes
-bows on clothes or headbands
-gossip girl style
-audrey hepburn style
– new york/connecticut style
-nordstrom
-abercrombie clothes
-juicy couture clothes and accessories
-cute and elegant coats
-rainbow brand flip flops
-eliza b flip flops
-uggs
-silver monogrammed jewlery
-pearl earrings

guys:
-ralph lauren clothes
-lacoste clothes
-abercrombie clothes
-vineyard vines
-north face jackets
-new york/connecticut style
-sh-ggy hair
this is how we roll at tu…3 days straight of drinking, pizza bolis (extra-large, $10.99) where hot–ss b-tches roll with gay girls and its not akward. the best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own sweet -ss on campus housing.

all incoming freshman…bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (booty) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)
“drink hard at tu, or don’t come”