Toxic Sperm Buildup TSB
scientist report that men working on oil platforms commonly suffer from a condition called tsb or toxic sperm buildup.
this condition arises when the said man is separated from the woman that he loves.
symptoms include a very ill att-tude, loss of sleep, morning tent, and the symptom most dreaded by all the said mans closest friends ……..phone ear.
sadly the condition only has one cure.
like everything else if you soak it in cider that will make it all better.
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