toy story monopoly
it’s a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play “guess a number?” if you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. you play until one person is completely naked. when you’re naked you lose. innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.
“what are you playing?”
“toy story monopoly!”
“what’s that?”
“…”
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