Toyota Avalon
the greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. it can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, grandpa’s ride or other various applications.
often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say “nope, it’s no avalon, trash it.”
while many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the avalon isn’t even broken in at that point. owners tend to die before an avalon does.
rob is almost 40, it’s time he gets a toyota avalon, so he can be a true baller.
toyota’s full size sedan. with the ability to have everything imaginable loaded on it, it is by far the best ride out there. drives like a dream floating above the asphalt.
i drive a toyota avalon and it’s the best.
well built car, driven by some of the slowest jack-ss drivers ever; therefore are some of the slowest cars in traffic.
i was fifteen minutes late for work!! i got stuck behind two of those b-tch -ss toyota avalons riding the left lane again, i had to hit the emergency lane to p-ss them, d-cks!!
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