Toyota Fury


the angry, furocious, and furious feeling experienced by the lucky driver of a vehicle manufactured by toyota. it is defined by the front of every toyota vehicle with the angry look each vehicle has. toyota fury is usually expressed in tailgating, blasting by highway patrol (unseen), p-ssing over double yellow lines, offroading in children’s playgrounds, and screaming profanities while operating the vehicle.
operator of toyota- “holy sh-t! this -sshole in the jeep is only going 5 mph over the limit!” -p-sses car-

driver of jeep/honda/ford/ chevy – “holy f-ck! i can’t handle that toyota fury! i better pull over and recuperate!”

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