toys for twats
vibrators, d-ld-s and other delightful toys for use in the bedroom. women use toys for tw-ts with or without a man to achieve -rg-sm. there are many types ranging from cl-ssic, cl-toral, g-spot and rabbit to name a few.
scarlett asked maggie, “have you seen vicky lately?” maggie replied, “no. that girl is off seeing that older man. i call him santa claus. he so old he can’t get it up so he always brings her toys for tw-ts.”
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