TP Dick
the act of, post -j-c-l-t–n, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your p-n-s has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. while intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.
jules: what’d you do last night when i was out of town?
jason: nothing much. rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.
jules: i bet. you’re disgusting. go take a shower, you have a creepy case of tp d-ck going on.
jason: oh, sorry. “this old house” was on last night, and i got a little turned on.
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