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• 1971

  a year that conspiracy theorists don’t believe in 1971 didn’t happen said the conspiracy theorists

• shartcake

  a collection of sharts made into a pastry baker: “would you like some shortberry shartcake?” me:”of course! i love shartcake, especially shortberry!”

• air clutch

  when a person makes the motion of pushing in the clutch while pretending to be switching gears on a car with an automatic transmission. donald applied his air clutch when he switched from 1st to 2nd gear on his automatic transmission truck, pretending to be driving a stick shift.

• yorkshire hello

  a slang term for a handjob stemming from the early 1900’s its not like they actually had s-x, she just gave him a yorkshire h-llo.

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