TPM- Teacher Panic Mode
the anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren’t prepared for cl-ss the next day. this day typically falls on a sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.
ms. smith spent a large part of her last sunday of holiday break in tpm- teacher panic mode because she had spent all of her christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the sims. she didn’t think about those sniveling kids once. what are their names again…?
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