TPS

a report made famous in office sp-ce. one must remember to put a cover sheet on all tps reports as per the latest memo.
ummm…yeah….i’m going to need you to go ahead and put cover sheets on all your tps reports.
abbreiviation of three point stance
omg -sstaroth ruined tps v1.
third person shooter
this is the short name for an third person shooter
torsonic polarity syndrome

causes people to have b-tts where their heads should be.
dude look at the -ss people! no dude, they have tps.
as defined in south park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with tolsatic polarity syndrome (tps) claim the son is theirs.
symptons include:
speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pr-nouncing the letter s.
throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
oc-ssional belching.
a habit of telling people you have tps when it is very obvious every d-mn second.

this disease is so funny it almost made cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he “saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny”.
i shshshseem (seems) to have t.p.eshshhshs! (tps)
it ishshshs (is) shshshso (so) shshshshsad (sad)
(noun) the unique, definitive initialism of “the phone show.” read as “the phone show.”this helpful acronym saves ten keystrokes when refering to brad carter’s streaming show. use in the context of “phone losers of america” and cacti radio.

commonly misused to refer to the lesser known “prank show.”

see cacti radio’s website.
what time is tps tonight? (noun)
1.
a norwegian term short for “tar da på sikt”, wich means that you don’t know if you wanna do/join whatever the other person are talking about.

2.

often used when you dont wanna do something, but don’t want so say no. a kind of excuse.
1.
dennis: ” should we meet later?”

jonas: ” i think i have to work, im not sure, tps.”

2.
kokjen: ” wanna go with me to church today?”

pavoboy: ” ehhhh… tps”

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