Tracklete
an athlete who partic-p-tes in track. additionally can be defined by extreme dedication and athleticism. not to be confused with a jock, the tracklete is a true athlete and does not brag or talk sh-t before or during compet-tion, opting rather to just win and let his or her actions do the talking. often given a hard time by jocks who play team sports (which is a minority, as most partic-p-nts of team sports are athletes) the true trackletes are never really insulted or disrespected out of overall admiration for their efforts and/or skills, which the jocks realize they cannot truly begin to compete with.
jock: dude he’s been streching for like 30 minutes, what a p-ssy
athlete: yeah, but i bet you dont run a 10.3 in the 100 meter so i’d shut the f-ck up… its what he does… he’s a tracklete.
this word quite literally translates into ‘awesome,’ but it also means an athlete of the running persuasion.
frequently, when surrounded by running buddies or teammates, a tracklete will have a tendency to go insane. the effects are, but not limited too:
-forgetting how to pr-nounce simple words.
-laughing uncontrollably for no explainable reason.
-trying to laugh without smiling.
-encouraging and/or enforcing group sing-a-longs.
a common misconception of a tracklete is that all members of the species enjoy running. this is, of course, a heinous accusation. another important detail to note, being cheered on may cause a tracklete the desire to punch you in the face. you have been warned.
bob: today in cross country, this kid was leading a pack of trackletes while running with an american flag he plucked out of someone’s yard. it was hilarious.
sue: my best friend is a true tracklete. today while running, she stopped and said she had been bitten by a ‘mos-quit-ti-te-ti-toe.’ she meant ‘mosquito.’
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