Tractor Porn
still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. tractor p-rn is often -ssociated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one’s work day.
tractor p-rn (or tp) can be broken into different categories. eg. large horsepower, tractor pulls, combine harvesters, dump trucks, balers, power sprayers, furrow ploughs, nut harvesters, thrashing machines, farm tools (horse whips etc), pto shafts and small equipment etc.
in recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical “repairs”.
that tps report didn’t get done because c.w. was downloading tractor p-rn all afternoon.
i couldn’t get any work done because mr. corn wouldn’t stop talking about the tractor p-rn he consumed whilst looking for useless “bargains” in the clearing sale listings.
he must be a tractor p-rn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
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