traffic clot
a single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. has been know to cause strokes.
i would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on main street.
the tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.
ernie: sorry i’m late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the “by-p-ss!!”
the tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.
ernie: sorry i’m late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the “by-p-ss!!”
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