traffic hostage
when you’re stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. there’s no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it’ll take the same amount of time as chilling until it’s over.
hey i’m in la, my appointment ended. it’s 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. if i head back to orange county it’ll take 2 hours i’m just going to wait it out. i’m a traffic hostage.
hostage life
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