traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green sh-ts.
girl: oh man! i dropped my gl-sses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?
a toking game. usually one toke p-ss, but you dont breathe out until you are next p-ssed the doochie. see ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.
we only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?
a game played by stoners.

usually played with between 2 and 10 people

first take 1 toke hold it p-ss it when the joint gets back to you breathe out and take 2 tokes hold it . then 3 tokes back to 2 then one. works well with foot longs
dude skin up lets play traffic lights.
the cl-ssic hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish. named so because the red, yellow, and green that top the dog resembles the colors of a traffic light. can also be shortened to t.l.
street vendor: “what kind of hot dog would you like?”
bill: “just give me a t.l.”
street vendor: “…”

i ate a traffic light while at the traffic light.

my favorite hot dog is the traffic light.
a game played with a doobie with many variations – the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and p-sses it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
guy 1: dude… traffic lights?

guy 2: sure. p-ss the doobie.

guy 3: blaaaargh.