Traffic Tourette’s
the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your sp-ce (whether real or imagined).
jay: man that guy just cut you off.
mark: that @#$% can’t drive worth @#$%.
jay: i see your traffic tourette’s is getting worse.
uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.
-talking on phone- “so yeah, then kim turned around and mother f&%@er where did you f!^@ing learn to drive you piece of $#!&! … anyway, so kim says to me”
“dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes.”
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