Trail Rated


1. jeep 4x4s are tested on the toughest trails in the world to prove one thing: they can take whatever you dish out. the trail rated badge means that your jeep 4×4 has been designed to perform in five categories of off-road conditions: traction, ground clearance, maneuverability, articulation, and water fording.

2.
a way to describe you that your -ss is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.
1.
nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it’s a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn’t trail rated like my jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)

2.
sally: what are you doing?
tina: i’m stealing your dog.
sally: you can’t do that.
tina: b-tch, i’m trail rated. i do what i want.

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