trailer whore
promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a v-g-n-l opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven b–bs as the result of a 50-dollar b–b job. if two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler wh-r-.
these women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.
preston: “jesus i’m h-rny!”
jake: “…okay?”
preston: “ah, problem solved.. i can just bang linda that trailer wh-r- after i pick up dylan from kindergarden. and i can give her a real good beating afterwards! n-body will notice anyway.”
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