Transformation Chamber
a very extreme version of “beer goggles”.
when a person who wears corrective lenses or gl-sses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: omg i slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person…i couldn’t believe it either.
guy 1: i knew i should’ve put on my gl-sses after i took my contacts off at our party…he must’ve went through the transformation chamber. i though i got laid by some chick who looked like liv tyler…
guy 2: hah…if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
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