transplode


neither an explosion nor an implosion, a transplosion can only be described as a force similar to that of both the explosion and the implosion. it first explodes in one place, implodes, then travels, unseen, to a completely different, random location, exploding a second time.
“did you see star jones’ -ss? it transploded all over the place!”

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