transpo-grounded
the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their p-ssy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.
tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn’t get zipped.
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