Transylvanian Shoelace


the act of masturbating until you c-m on a person’s bare feet-, when the person bends over to wipe the c-m off of their feet you procede to bite the person’s -n-s causing them to bleed profusely.

-not to be confused with ‘bear feet’ because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party
mr. jennings was being an -ss hat, so i gave him the transylvanian shoelace.

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