Trash Bandit


trash bandits are generally a species of man from michigan can be found hanging out at 7-11, bowling alleys, trashy bars, hiding behind things & stealing stuff. dumpster diving is one of their main hobbys, as well as garbage picking in upper cl-ss neighborhoods every week and scavaging for other peoples broken useless sh-t !
dude i was throwing out my old rollerskates and unwashed used gym shorts and the same trash bandits that come around every tuesday night basically got fresh pickins and sn-tched them both up with the quickness !

hey dude look at the trash bandit over there leaning against the wall of that 7-11 reading juggs magazine, i bet that is his ’82 f150 with all the sh-t packed in the back stupid f-ck must be out dumpster diving or garbage pickin !

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