trash lords
the trashiest of lords. one who goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. smells like tequila, bad pizza, and broken dreams. doesn’t shower or brush teeth – just febreezes the sh-t out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs. will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. probably consumed way too much sh-tty liquor the night previous. absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.
“oh honey, paul and dev just woke up covered in frito crumbs and smell like smirnoff.”
“jesus christ, what trash lords .”
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