trashbird

(noun) a person that plays excessive amounts of xcom and listens to tool. usually eats week old spaghetti and entire jars of miracle whip. although a relatively new breed, trashbirds are looked down upon by most self respecting people.
did you hear about that guy bolbee? dudes a total trashbird.
when it’s windy out, plastic bags, anything man made that can take to the sky in a gust is a trashbird.
“wholly sh-t, i can’t believe how high that plastic bag trashbird got off the ground, ahhh, now it’s wrapped around a tree.”
darla’s bird.
darla: hey look at my parakeet, he’s cute!
kirra: that’s a f-cking trash bird not a parakeet, get out.
a s-xual act where a male -j-c-l-t-s over the edge of a balcony onto an unsuspecting person below. usually done in urban areas so as the recipients blame pidgeons or seagulls.
i got drunk and dropped a trash bird over the hotel pool.
one who dresses;acts;or speaks according to “whats in”. they are the ones who wore parachute pants in the 70’s, the the ones who wore tide dye shirts in the 80’s, the ones who wore chains and black clothing in the 90’s, the ones who wore baggy cloths/sports attire in the 20’s, and now the ones that wear bright colored shirts with nerd gl-sses and skinny jeans. they are sometimes referred to as “hipsters”, “douches” or “followers”.
jerkers , 1 steppers , techno listeners, trash bird