Traumatic Turd Syndrome
(n.) an emotional upset created upon having to plunge a toilet with an ugly, smelly, hairy t-rd in it. said to be so upsetting that the person plunging the toilet gags and often becomes nauseated . the worst case scenario is the t-rd not going down, and withering from the toilet bowl to the floor, where the person with the plunger has to run to avoid a spattering or being bitten.
in most cases immature plungers are said to experience ophidiophobia, ((fear of snakes)), you may suffer from snake phobia due to a childhood incident or maybe because of societal upbringing. most people are afraid of t-rds for it is their belief that the t-rd ((as it relates to the form of a snake)) is a form of evil and that it can cause complete destruction in life.
tommy was leaning against the wall , just outside the bathroom entrance with a plunger in his hand, he was shaking and holding his nose. i knew right away that tommy had the traumatic t-rd syndrome.
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