Travel cock
an unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.
guy 1: ‘dude, why you sat like that?’
guy 2: ‘travel c-ck again’
guy 1: ‘ah man, i had that ten minutes ago too’
the excitement that occurs upon a journey and turns your c-ck hard as a rock.
daniel: bro, are you excited for this road trip or what?!
jacob: dude, i’ve got the craziest travelc-ck!
daniel: steaksauce!
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