travis

the best guy you will ever meet!

he will love you right and make any girl feel like a princess, he loves you for you and wouldn’t want you any other way. when he tells you something, he means it.

he loves you right!

if you have a travis in your life, marry him.

you wont find anyone else like him.

the most bad-ss, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, beast.

he is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your -ss.

seriously.

don’t mess with this mother f-cker.

travis = beastly. trav’s bad -ssness is undeniable he is the bad -ss of all bad -sses, this is why the ladies love him.

travis is weird, the good weird, not the creeper weird.

travis is most sarcastic, random person you’ll ever come in contact with. he is hilarious, yet slightly annoying. he loves his family and he’s loyal to his friends. if you are not worthy enough to have travis like you.. be afraid, very afraid.
travis will make you cry, and have fun doing it, cause travis is always having fun, even when he isn’t, again undeniable bad -ssness.

a true travis hates obama.
also, he is a ninja.
travis is a kick -ss mother f-cker, don’t f-ck with him.
hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for s-xual pleasure, but not in this case.
travis es en fuego!!
the most bad-ss, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, s-xually hungry beast.
he is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your -ss.
seriously.
don’t mess with this mother f-cker.
“if you f-ck with him he’ll pull a travis on you.”
du nu nu nu nu baad to the bone!! in one word travis = beastly. travs bad -ssness is undenyable he is the bad -ss of all bad -sses,, this is why the ladies love him. travis is weird,, the good werid,, not the creeper weird. travis is most sarcastic, random person youll ever come in contact with. he is hilarious,, yet slightly annoying. he loves his family and hes loyal to his friends. if you are not worthy enough to have travis like you.. be afraid,, very afraid. –> travis will make you cry,, and have fun doing it,, cause travis is always having fun,, even when he isnt,, again undenyable bad -ssness. a true travis hates obama and all things sparkely vampire and shirtless warewolf (twighlight). also, he is a ninja.
guy 1 “whoaaa!! that pigeon exploded!!”
guy 2 “i know.. that was so travis!!”

girl 1 “look, over there, look at that guy!…”
girl 2 “wow.. deffinitely a travis”
wastes at pretty much anything and is usually used for s-xual pleasure.
and smeone who is a master in bed
oh man he was being such a travis yesterday
the nicest/sweetest guy ever! also known as s-xy, hottie, or cutie. amazing at dancing and jet skiing!
that guy was totally a travis! =]
totally do-able in a white suit…
april: omg did you see that travis!
steph: yeah totally do-able…!
the best guy you will ever meet!
he will love you right and make any girl feel like a princess, he loves you for you and wouldn’t want you any other way. when he tells you something, he means it.

he has a big p-n-s and works wonders!!
has amazing hip jyration.

he loves you and f-cks you right!

if you have a travis in your life, marry him.
you wont find anyone else like him.
me: yes or no?
travis: yes over, and over.

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