Treadwell

(n.) an effeminate gay man, generally without protrusive body hair, who enjoys the company of a bear. more commonly known as a chaser. this usage is more common in the pacific northwest and the great lakes regions of the united states. derived from the name of late american video-journalist and environmental activist timothy treadwell (1957-2003), who enjoyed living among bears.
i caught josh hanging around the bar on bear’s night. he’s such a treadwell.
bear excrement, named for timothy treadwell who after stupidly choosing to live in the alaskan wilderness with wild bears was eaten by them. the mauling was a horrific incident bringing attention to the power of alaskan bears. timothy treadwell may not be related to mead treadwell.
hey, did you see that treadwell in the trail; there must be a bear near by.
that dude is a real treadwell.
an individual who possesses the lion-share of common sense, and uses it to his advantage; one who exhibits integrity and a strong work ethic (deriving from ancestral survival on the georgia farmlands); one who works hard but understands the concept of kiss (keep it simple simple); one who finds the simplest route to accomplish a goal and enjoys great success as well as the ability to relax and enjoy the fruits of his labor; one who lives by the credo “plan your work and work your plan”; one who only chooses a college major that has a career -ssociated with it, otherwise what is the point?; practical yet fun and willing to take reasonable risks.
i woke up late but the treadwell in me pushed me to get to work on time and get the job done. i planned to be lazy but the treadwell in me urged me to complete the task. i wanted to buy a mercedes but the treadwell in me bought the honda instead. i thought about just laying low this weekend but the treadwell in me pushed me to do something different, something new.
a term commonly used to describe a night of drinking that includes at least 25 shots or more.
john- man, i think i’m gonna do a treadwell tonight

jimmy- bro… ok… but don’t call me in the morning to clean up all the puke.
a term used for stopping animals cold-in-their-tracks from charging. also means using your energy to let an animal know who is boss.
“wow, you f-cking treadwell’d that bear!”

“if you can’t treadwell a deer, you’re a f-cking p-ssy.”

“i am always ready to treadwell any homeless man who may cross paths with me.”
a treadwell is either a male or female. if its a male, a treadwell has a humongous p-n-s and is a very good friend in bed. if its a female, a treadwell has the cutest -ss and nicest set of t-tties and is the best s-x you will ever have. treadwells are very athletic and are geniuses. treadwells are very popular and if they don’t get caught up with drugs, they are very successful. if you ever meet a treadwell, treat them with respect because they are not scared to stand there ground and are very good at it. if you date a treadwell, never let them go because they will do wonders for you and will be there for you always.
d-mn your lucky, your with a treadwell