trebuchet
a category of hurling device (catapult), consisting of a large beam, a sling, a counterwieght, and a frame. the beem is mounted to the frame by an axle about 1/3rd to 1/5th from one end. a sling is attached to the long end of this beam and a counterweight to the shorter end. the machine is then c-cked by pulling the longer end of the beam or throwing arm downward and locking it with some sort of trigger system. upon release, the counterweight pulls on the short end of the beam causing the long end to swing upward and forward, followed by the sling. the sling then releases the projectile and hurls it toward the unfortunate target, whatever it may be.
“my trebuchet killed ms. johnson’s cat.”
“freakin’ sweet! can i borrow it sometime?”
when a man gets an erection and proceeds to take an applejack and place it on the tip of his p-n-s and flings it as the girl is postured up with her v-g-n- at your head.
“ya bro i gave her trebuchet”
the act of removing a mans underwear whilst he has an erection. as the waistband slides down the erect p-n-s, the p-n-s will abruptly fly up, smacking the man in the stomach like a medieval catapult or “trebuchet.”
katie took clays pants off so fast his trebuchet scared the sh-t out of her.
a big fat -ss wooden thing that shoots rocks really fast. looks like a catapault only cooler, and it has crazy ropes and stuff
i killed you with my big f-ckin trebuchet… huzzah!
this r-t-rded wooden piece of cr-p catapult built by schillyw-lly. youre supposed to be able to launch things with it, but when you try to shoot a brick it just comes crashing back down , causing the trebuchet to break into a million schmelly pieces. so then you need to burn it because its worthless.
‘im going to launch my volvo with the trebuchet….weeeeeeaarrrrrrghhhhhh boom.’
‘what? the trebuchet? oh its at eric’s house. i’ll call him to get it back…..h-llo, eric? can i have my trebuchet back? what! youre in pakistan?! ok, well i guess i’ll get it when you get back in 6 weeks. bye’
a trebuchet is a medeival wooden sling used to kill people. it hurls rocks that could really hurt if it hit you.
trebuchets are fun till you get hit!
it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances
they used a trebuchet in “last castle” and “return of the king”
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