Tree Falls in the Woods
when an individual s-xually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn’t know. typically the person that doesn’t know is asleep or drunk.
girl 1: hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but n-body hears it, does it really make a sound?
girl 2: b-tch don’t get all philosophical n sh-t on me i know you f-cked yourself last night.
girl 1: fml
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