tree fiddy

three fifty
the amount o three dollars and fifty cents
g-d dammit loch ness monster, i ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
on south park, chef’s parents would often say the phrase “tree fiddy” refering to the amount of money, three dollars and fifty cents.
“can i get abouta tree fiddy?” -loch ness monster.

“no, i ain’t gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!”
the term used in the south park show by chef’s dad to say “three fifty”
you got about tree fiddy?
three dolla’s and fifty cents, additionally if you ever see the loch ness monster do not give him any money!
i said “we’ll take a box of the graham crunch. how much will that be?” well she looked at me and said “that’ll be about tree fiddy.” well it was about this time i noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
three dollars and fifty cents.
chef’s dad: ooh! it must’ve been about seven, eight years ago. me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
chef’s mom: we was so scared, lord have mercy, i jumped up in the boat and i said “thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!”
chef’s dad: it stood above us looking down with these big red eyes…
chef’s mom: oh it was so scary!
chef’s dad: and i yelled, i said “what do you want from us monster?!” and the monster bent down and
said “i need about treefiddy”
silence
kyle: what’s treefiddy?
chef’s dad: three dollars and fifty cents
chef’s mom: treefiddy
stan: he wanted money?
chef’s dad: that’s right. i said “i ain’t giving you no treefiddy you goddam loch ness monster! get your
own goddam money!”
chef’s mom: i gave him a dollar
chef’s dad: she gave him a dollar
chef’s mom: i thought he’d go away if i gave him a dollar
chef’s dad: well of course he’s not gonna go away, ne! you gave him a dollar, he’s gonna -ssume you got
more
from south park. in the jargon of chef’s parents, it means three dollars and fifty cents.

tree-fiddy is usually what personalities such as the loch ness monster want.
hmmm, so the loch ness monster wanted tree fiddy… maybe that’s what alien invadors want! and terrorists! and monsters! and stupid u.s. presidents called george dubya!

that’s it! that’s what they want!
$3.50
dammit, monster, i ain’t givin’ you no tree-fiddy!

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