Tree-ist
a person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.
man #1: awww d-mn, i only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!
man #2: hey, don’t worry! just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an “awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree” where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!
man #1: dude, you’re such a tree-ist, you can’t plant those!
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