Tree Octopus
g-d’s way of telling us that humanity is f-cked.
teacher: okay, grade fives, look at this website. -shows website, ‘save the
pacific northwestern tree octopus’- is this animal real?
all students: yes! let’s go catch tree octopi now – ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!
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